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The doctor is performing an abortion. The baby that is supposed to be terminated just grabbed the doctor’s finger.

I would like to point out that this is a scene from House….this was not an abortion. he had to perform a surgery on the mother and the baby to save both of their lives. Just saying.

The doctor is performing an abortion. The baby that is supposed to be terminated just grabbed the doctor’s finger.

I would like to point out that this is a scene from House….this was not an abortion. he had to perform a surgery on the mother and the baby to save both of their lives. Just saying.

thatcutesortofsouthern:

lilygetsfit:


YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY



I may or may not make a sign of this and put it in the library where I work…like tonight..

thatcutesortofsouthern:

lilygetsfit:

YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY

WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE

AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG

WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS

‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE

READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING

I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING

OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER

AND A MEANINGFUL METER

MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME

THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY

I may or may not make a sign of this and put it in the library where I work…like tonight..

I should really sleep in my own bed tonight…

I’ve been back in Lubbs for almost 2 weeks and out of those 14 days…I’ve spent 2 in my own bed. WHOOPS. Not that I mind staying at Michael’s house but I think Sundays, Tuesdays and Thursdays I need to stay in my room just because Chandler’s really bad at going to his 9 am which consequently, means I’m bad at going to my 9 am…Hetherington’s class isn’t till 10 on MWF so I’m not going to make him get up any earlier than he needs to. 

I have had quite a great week so far though. It’s rush for the boys. Last night the rush party was at TF’s house and it was actually a lot of fun! TF kept pushing me whenever I tried taking a picture and proceeded to tell me he likes Hetherington’s hickies…all 6 of them. Now that is a bit of an exaggeration. There are not 6.

Just a quick little post since it’s been a while!!

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And none for Gretchen Weiners…


oh my god.